Shigeru:Why

I'm attracted ta a lot of odd people, But I think da most obvious of oddness is da Jerk kind. I like da chars in games that are genuinely mean ta other poeple most of da time. Except when they're GRATUITOUSLY mean or mean ta someone I like. Like Seifer. I don't like Seifer cause he was mean ta Zell. But that's beside da point. This is about Shigeru. And yes, I'm gonna KEEP callin him that, cause I like that name better then Gary. ^_^
Anyway, I like Shigeru fer one big reason. He makes Satoshi (Ash, I guess) feel bad. This is cause I really hate Satoshi, cause I think he's a big moron. ^_^ But I like how Shigeru can come along and cut down ol "I'm-so-great Pokémon Master" down ta size. It's funny ta watch Satoshi get all frustrated and angry and get all depressed just cause Shigeru comes by glancingly and makes a hurtful comment. ^_^ "Shigeru was here, Satoshi is a LOSER!"
I like his hair. He's got da spiky hair, and I always like guys with spiky hair. It's odd...I either like da guys with da spiky hair or da long, flowing hair. ^_^o Anyway, I like his hair. And it's not a weird color either, just brown. ^_^
His voice. Even his english one (which is, in fact, da only one I've actually heard). There's somethin about it I like. That really annoying call "Hey, Ashy-Boy!". I REALLY want a wav of him in Japanese. "Satoshi-kun!"
I like that pendant. That neat little necklace he wears. Where did he get that, anyway? I think it's some weird kind of yin-yang. ^_^
I like his Pokémon. No wussy Pikachus or un-evolved Bulbasaurs. No, he's got da power. He's got Nidoking and Arcanine and he's got SO MANY MORE then Satoshi! He's so much better then him.
Da occasional moments of weakness. Cause Shigeru is such a jerk most of da time, when he's hurt or surprised or dissapointed, it really means somethin. Like in da Battle fer da Badge episode, when he's hurt and Satoshi picks him up, he looks so cute and helpless. ^_^ Also, when he lost in da Pokémon League....I wish he won. He looked so sad...
His clothes. Who picked out Satoshi's clothes anyway, a clown? Shigeru's got style. He doesn't look like a moron. Even when dressed like Indiana Jones, he doesn't look like a moron. It must be da spiky hair. ^_^ And those boots are so cool. ^_^
Those cheerleaders. Who can't be cool with a squad of Cheerleaders followin ya around? No one, that's who. ^_^
I need ta think of some more...give me some time...

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