I don't know why I love Kaufmann as much as I do.

Marry me
~WHAT KIND OF GAY TALK IS THAT
Smooth moves
~Tirple A bonuse.
Rarr
~Kaufmann hates you all, especially furries.
Silent Hill in a nutshell
~Everything you need to know about the first game in three easy parts! Two and three are in those links.
Sweet can
~MY PLANT HAS BEEN MOVED
Let's Molest Harry ROUND TWO
~Our returning champion! I need ta do a better shot of them.
You just make me so mad sometimes
~Let smoove make it all better.
Kaufmann-Waruiyana
~Hahaha, it works so well. (Waruiyana-info)
Shaddap!
~Can't a guy get some sleep around here?!
SEXMEUP
~WHY CAN'T I STOP DOING THIS please someone help me box
IM CONVO
~FOLLOWUP
ANOTHER
~Shorter for your convenience.
WHORE
~AHAHAHAHAAAAA god i'm so sorry
My Treasure
~OKAY GUYS this is so great okay, if anyone has ever played King's Quest 7, remember da bull that ran da china shop? THAT WAS KAUFMANN'S VOICE ACTOR SERIOUSLY laughing so hard
Too Surly
~Look familiar? Look real close.
Quit Screwin Around
~This pairing is so wrong.
More?!
~If Kaufmann were alive when Vincent was around...maybe he was, I dunno.
Beh
~Bad shot of Kaufmann.
Harry for BREAKFAST!
~Who needs lunch?
Smack that #%@
~LJ Icons inspire da best pictures.
Boat-chibi Kaufmann
~Uh oh, we woke up ol man Kaufmann!
I Love Harry
~FOR BREAKFAST
Another IM conversation
~I have too much fun with these.
Quit Screwin' Around!
~Someone, write me a Kaufmann/Harry fic where Harry gets slapped around and told ta "stop screwing around". It would surely kill me from laughterjoy.
Kaufmann/Puppet Doctor
~OMGTEIRHLUVIZSOMEDCIAL11!!!!11one
FLAUROS!
~Will it EVER be resolved?
Silent Hill 1 Wallpaper
~I love Harry.
An IM conversation
~Hilarity!
Floobows
~See aforementioned IM conversation.
Silent Hill Sprites
~Am I missing someone?